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Monday, May 26, 2008

Are My Testicles Black ??

Just A Little Joke To Break Things Up :-)

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse shows up to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "there's nothing wrong with them, sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly...

"Thank you very much dear. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely"...

"A r e - M y - T e s t - R e s u l t s - Ba c k ??"

Signed, Regular Guy


  1. did she at least use some Jerkins Lotion? lol

  2. oh my god is she holding his pickle?

  3. Yes kat... she's got the frank and the beans... I don't know about the lotion...sorry... lol

  4. LOL. This is way funny.

  5. LOL... Thanks for the comment sonnie... glad you enjoyed :-)

  6. Hahahaha! Ahhahhahaha! Hahahaha!

    yeah, it was pretty good.....

    Hahahah! Hahahah!


    I needed that......

  7. Hey rachal... looks like your laughin' pretty hard :-) Glad you enjoyed!

  8. LOL, nice one! the patient really intend her to do it, the nurse will never forget it! :D

  9. Thx for stoppin' by green jokes... yeah....he saw his opportunity.... and SHE grabbed it... lol

  10. WoooW I Wish that I was him

    I really need it



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