Big Cruella Strikes Again!

Big Cruella strikes again! This time she swindled $1,500.00 from a naive, unsuspecting, good natured Grand-Ma. OK... Let me explain...

If your a regular here then you are well aware of what a complete dirt-bag Big Cruella is, a convicted felon who preys on the elderly and disabled so this may or may not surprise you. Anyway,I just got off the phone with Rocco's wife Erin. Erin has been married to Rocco for I think about 14 years now and has been dealing with Cruella and the Clampett Family Cult for all fourteen and the some. Now you'll need a little background to actually understand the impact of what she said to me.

Back in November of 2007, shortly after Lilly started talking about what Snake had done to her all of a sudden Snake was supposedly getting his act together and was going away to school. Now, I can't tell you just how many times that I've heard this kind of crap before and knew that Snake wasn't going anywhere. My inner circle and I had many discussions about what this latest tactic may be. Cruella constantly makes bold statements about what she's going to do such as, start a day care, build a deli, join the Air Force and land the planes on the big boats. Actually I think it's the Navy that does that but that's not the point. The bottom line is she's crazy, all talk, follows through with nothing, usually has some kind of strange ulterior motive and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Well, Cruella, Big Cruella and Snake started hitting up everyone and anyone they could think of for donations to send Snake to school. One evening after picking up my kids from a visit with the num-nuts, my son told me "Snake's Grand-Ma (Rocco's Mother) gave him $1,500.00 for college." When I spoke to Rocco and Erin about this we were all quite perplexed. They hadn't spoken to Rocco's mom lately but were certain that she would not be so stupid as to give money to any of those wackos. She knows the family and their history all to well. She would definitely want to help her grandson even though he's scum, but she would be much more likely to write a check directly to the school or something of that nature.

Well, we were wrong. When I spoke to Erin before, she said, "She wrote the check to Big Cruella!" And; of course the money is gone and Big Cruella won't return Rocco's mothers calls and Snake just got a new car. Things that make you go hmmmm...

Signed, Regular Guy